The D Rules!!: Stalker

100 Facts That You Didn't Know About The D

1. The D doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under The D.

2. The D can delete the Recycling Bin.

3. When The D goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

4. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but The D says its beef, then it's beef.

5. Whenever The D plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he's not some sissy who can't climb up a plastic slide.

6. When The D deletes files from his computer, he doesn't send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.

7. The D can slam revolving doors.

8. Once a cobra bit The D's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

9.The D can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

10. Giraffes were created when The D uppercut a horse.

11. The D is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.

12. The D was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

13. On his birthday, The D randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

14. The D can speak braille.

15. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for The D.

16. The D once stated that he "doesn't wail on sissy boys." This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that The D was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.

17. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. The D can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

18. The D doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

19. The D does not sleep. He waits.

20. The D once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

21. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, The D ate Kobayashi.

22. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear The D laughing at you.

23. The D died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

24. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects The D could use to kill you, including the room itself.

25. The D sleeps with a night light. Not because The D is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of The D.

26. The D is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

27. The D's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools The D.

28. The D always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer.

29. The D is the only one who can "try this at home."

30. The D beat a wall at tennis. Yes. A WALL.

31. The D's blood type is WD-40.

32. If The D wants some shade, he stares the sun down until it eclipses.

33. The D played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

34. The last man who made eye contact with The D was Ray Charles.

35. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that The D's basement was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox.

36. You are what you eat. That is why The D's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

37. The D owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

38. Circles exist because The D beat the crap out of some squares.

39. The D had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and anywhere The D went the lamb was sure to go. So he killed it.

40. The D was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

41. The D invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

42. Getting murdered by The D counts as a natural cause of death.

43. When The D plays any video game, God mode automatically turns on.

44. The D destroyed the periodic table, saying The D only recognizes the element of surprise.

45. The D puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

46. The D counted to infinity - twice.

47. The D can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

48. Only once has The D ever cried. The only survivors were a bunch of animals and some dude named Noah.

49. The popular video game "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from The D and forgot to pay him back.

50. The D's family wraps his holiday presents in lead, so he can't see what's in them.

51. The D and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.

52. The D once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

53. The D irons his shirts while he's wearing them.

54. The D once got caught doing 100 in a 50 zone. The cop did give him a speeding ticket, however The D still pleads his innocence to this day, stating that he was simply out for a morning jog.

55. The D wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.

56. The D knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow (African *AND* European).

57. Onions do not make The D cry. The D makes onions crap themselves.

58. If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, The D wins.

59. The D was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

60. The D can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

61. The D was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us, who have to fight for it.

62. On a high school math test, The D put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because The D solves all his problems with Violence.

63. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to The D and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

64. The D doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

65. The D does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

66. The D invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

67. If at first you don't succeed, you must not be The D.

68. Crop circles are The D's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down and shut the fuck up!.

69. The D does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. The D goes killing.

70. The D does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction.

71. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because The D is going to walk.

72. When The D enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

73. The only time The D was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

74. The D has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

75. The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to The D."

76. Superman owns a pair of The D pajamas.

77. The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of The D, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

78. What scientists thought was natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals The D has found too chewy to eat.

79. When The D gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

80. Santa Claus actually *did* exist until he accidentally skipped The D's house one Christmas.

81. The D has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.

82. Weeping Willows are a result of The D yelling at trees for not being tough enough.

83. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when The D punched himself in the face.

84. The D can watch a season of "24" in just three hours.

85. The D is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fist.

86. The D became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.

87. The D's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because The D will not take crap from anyone.

88. The D sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.

89. The D can predict the shuffle on his iPod.

90. The D used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

91. The D is able to rip a phone book in half with just one hand.

92. The D doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.

93. The end result of the game "Clue" is always the same: The D was the murderer, it was in the orphanage, and the weapon was a hamster.

94. The D can kill two stones with one bird.

95. The D can tie his shoes with his feet.

96. The D is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.

97. The D can make a paraplegic run for his life.

98. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures The D allows to live.

99. When The D gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.

100. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless The D has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Apologies, Explanation

My apologies to my fellow bloggers, I will not be able to make tonight’s hoe-down.

I’m in the final stages of the banquet planning for this Saturday. I have to meet with the hall banquet people and go over the final stats as far as how many people will attend (I’m still getting RSVP’s even though the cut of for RSVP’s was last Saturday.) the amount of food, where certain aspects of the ceremony will take place, table configurations, among other items. I also have to print final rosters of those attending along with 2 sets of name tags, one for existing members, and one for new members).

We should have about 150-160 total people attending.

Again, my deepest apologies to my fellow bloggers. Please feel free to discuss my awesomeness behind my back. If you were waiting to make a decision on whether or not I was going to attend, because you think I’m a complete moron, and you don’t want to be around me. Then please, do attend. If you were only going to go if I was going then I think you should attend. Most of us bloggers are good people that shower daily, and use deodorant. (Except for Emaw, he smells like feet).

Cafe al Dente, in the River Market at Fourth & Delaware, Kansas City, Mo

Monday, December 17, 2007

Weekend Fun

Friday night I just chilled out at the house. Saturday The EYE-talian, Scooter, his wife, and I, (The D) went to the KU game at the Sprint Center.

Scooter scored some tix from someone that had VIP tickets to the Founders Room.

The beers were 7 BUCKS!!

Best 7 dollar beer EVAR!

On to the game! These 2 picks were taken one after the other. This one is not zoomed in at all (yea were way the fuck up there but they were kind enough to hand out free oxygen masks.)

And this one is taken right after with the FULL ZOOM!!

Doesn't that zoom just kick ass! (This is where you can insert your own joke about a zoom lens and my penis.)

Here I am concentrating on either the game or the cheerleaders or both. It was cold in the Sprint Area so I kept my scarf on the whole game.

And what kind of blogger would I be if I went to a sporting event and didn't include some cheerleader picks? Here ya, go your welcome;

That spot is some jerks bald head.

Here are some random game actions shots: HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!

Time out, Bill wants to talk this over.

Darrell Arthur at the line.

After the ass whipping we put on Ohio the 4 of us head over to McFadden's for some tasty libations.

These are random peeps.

I probably just said something inappropriate to some random chick. Oh, well!

After Mcfadden's we headed to Westport where Scooter dropped the EYE-Tailian and I off at Kelly's. I was rocking the Escalade!

We had one drink at Kelly's then we headed to the Point. Where I my buddy B.C. was working. We had a bunch of drinks there. Then The EYE-talian had to go cause he was wasted. I then headed down to J.J's to crashed a G.N.O that some of my pals were having. It made their night that I showed up.

When I got there Abby started yelling at me b/c I was "apparently" wearing my scarf wrong. So my new pal Baywatch fixed it.

I really don't know whats up with these faces I'm making.

No I wasn't drunk at ALL!

Anyway Peace out my Homies!
Thanks for reading!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Busy, Snowy Saturday

I have a boat load of stuff to do today like hitting the Walgreens, and Kansas Sampler, and the grocery store, shoveling the sidewalk and driveway and finish putting up the Christmas lights, among others. After I just finished 4 hours at work. I went in at 6 this morning b/c I couldn't sleep with the snow falling and making all that noise on the roof... (?)

Anyway..., I'm putting in the O.T. so I can take some monster PTO starting Friday.

Here are some picks of the snow that came last night. Notice that the street still hasn't been plowed or treated and it's already 10 am, WTF?

From the front door.

From the back door.

Y'all have a nice weekend. I'll be out tonight. So, say hello if ya see me.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Weekend Stalker Update

This weekend will be a pretty good one, I've been looking forward to it for a few weeks now. Friday night Mr. Awesome and I are going down to McFadden's in the Power and Light District to see a local band called The Zero's. You've probably seen them at The Brooksider, or Raoul's Velvet Room. They always bring in the hot chicks so it should be fun. Plus, they're some other bars that will be or are opening that night in the P&L District, so if it sucks we can hit some other bars.

Saturday is the main event for the weekend. It's our November birthday group party and the last of my 3 birthday parties. Where a bunch of my buddies and pals get together to celebrate our birthdays, Scooter, Scooters wife, Harley Dude, Mrs. Awesome (Mr. Awesome's wife), Red, The Queen, and The Hottie, and The D, were all born in Nov of 1970, (best year ever!) well at least most of use were born in 1970, a couple weren't but that's no big deal. We have a private room at a restaurant all to our selves and our own private bar. Then it will be off to Westport, I think, for some more tasty libations! Your welcome to join us out in Westport but you'll have to check the twitter updates for where ever we go, it might not even be in Westport. The after dinner binge drinking location has not been officially announced yet.

Sunday, it's couch day for the Chiefs game.

Those are my weekend plans. What are yours?

P.S. Is this Birthday stuff redonkulous or what? I love it!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE D!

Look at that sexy sum-bitch right there. Holy Shit! That is one heart breaking S-O-B, right there. And how sexy is that outfit? Can I get any sexier? I think not!

Look at that muscular definition on his baby fat encrusted arms and legs. How turned on are you right now? And those shoes! Are those Zipps!? WOW!! I was a trend setter even when there were not trends!

Look at that those dark deep sensual brown eyes that seem to say, don't worry young lass I won't hurt you...much.

Are you as creeped out as I am right now?

So yea today is my 37th birthday, but I think I can pull off 28 or 26. What do you think?

I include this one from last nights blogger meet up, cause it makes me laugh.

Here are some Birthday tunes for you.

SeeqPod Music beta - Playable Search

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Coming Up This Week

This week will be really busy for me at the office. Monday I have a 100% submittal due to the customer. I'm also having lunch with our Board of Directors. Or I should say all the company veterans are having lunch with them. But I'm telling everyone that it's just me so they think I'm sort of a big deal (which as we all know I totes am) I'm hoping for a free tee shirt out of the gig too. All over our buildings, or at least in my building, I would assume they would be in the other buildings too, are these posters with a group shot or all of us veterans.

Last week I was put in charge of all the CAD work that is required for the renovations we are doing in our building. Some more divisions are moving over here and now we have a lease on the entire building. Before my division only occupied the 2nd and 3rd floors. The problem is that there is a lot of work to do and only 4 days to do it so I'll be working a lot of overtime this week. Which sucks because my birthday is Wednesday, have I mentioned that?

Tuesday is the Blogger meet up at McCoy's. Wednesday is dinner with the family.

Thursday I'm off work, and hope to buy a new winter coat. I'm looking for a good leather one like one of these.

Which is your choice? Don't like any of them? Have other suggestions? Let me know in the comments or email your suggestions them to me.

Friday is the submittal for our building renovations.

Saturday, is another birthday party for me. Let me explain, the majority of my friends were born in November so every year for the past six or seven years we have all gotten together to have one big bash. Last year we had it at the Bulldog, one year we reserved the entire upper floor of the Grandfalloon on the Plaza. We also used to have it the day before Thanksgiving but as people get older and start having more kids it got to be too much of a hassle to try to get everyone together while still keeping there own family obligations. We usually have about 25-30 people there but since we moved it they will probably be even this year.

Did you know this was my 400th post? So YAY!

Friday, November 02, 2007

Weekend Plans

I don't have much time to get this out so I won't elaborate on the plans.

Friday-Dinner with the fam, clothes shopping, binge drinking.

Saturday-bartending at Reggies cousins wedding. Which should be fun because I have no idea what I'm doing. Guess I'll just drink the mistakes.

Sunday-Chiefs game.

Today's Darukah gift: A kick-ass ecard from Spyder and an obscene cupcake from Erin.

Ya'll have a nice weekend. Beware of the drunk text! They'll get cha'

Friday, October 26, 2007

Weekend Shenanigans

Friday night I have a house party (not the blogger party) to go to, it’s supposed to be a costume party, but because I’m a rebel, and I march to the beat of my own drum. I’m not wearing one. We’ll at least one that doesn’t take a lot of effort.

It’s an orange tee shirt that says “Costume” in black letters. Then underneath that, on my chest I’m going to write in black permanent marker “Fuckin’ Costume.” But I bet no one sees that.

Saturday is lawn work, and that night is my mom’s birthday, probably just dinner somewhere that the SIL plans out.

Sunday will be TV all freakin’ day. And a shit load of sleeping.

Lame weekend I know but I've been hitting it hard for the past few weeks and I need to recharge before the Nov 10 weekend? What’s going on then, you ask? Well first of all it’s the Marine Corps Birthday, second it’s MY FREAKING BIRTHDAY! (Although I don’t think I’m going to have 3 parties this year, I was hung-over until March.)So if you have plans that Saturday Night you better cancel them. I have a 10K that morning and the par-taing will start right after.

Ya'll have a good one, and thanks for reading.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

THAT's a Complement?

I work for a company that does work for foreign governments. You don't need to know any more than that. But I do have to have certain federal clearances to do some of those projects. Like when I first started here 3 years ago I went though a whole 6 month federal background check. (Yes I passed!)

So, once in a while they do these random security checks, where the security guards (we call them Barney Fighfs) walk around randomly checking ID's. Anyway, I was walking out of the building today around 6 PM and ran into one of these "Fighfs". Barney asked for my ID, which I wear on a lanyard around my neck. I surrender my ID, looks at it, (it has a picture of me on it along with my employee number and name, I think, I really don't know), looks at me, looks at it, looks at me, back and forth for a few seconds and this is our exchange:

"Is this your ID?" Security guard says.

"Yes?" I say with a question like I was really answering "Yea, you dumb fuck, HELLO! It looks exactly like me."

SG: What's you employee number?"

The D: "Bla bla"

SG: "Have you changed your appearance since this picture was taken?"

The D: "No"

SG: "You haven't changed your appearance AT ALL?"

The D: "No, I haven't." (I know better than to mess with people that can effect my employment. I keep my answers short and to the point. Just like I do with the cops.)

SG: "You haven't been in an accident recently, have you? Since, this picture was taken?"

The D: (Getting agitated) "NO, smart-ass! Can I go now I have to get somewhere!" (my usual Wednesday night fantasy football meeting.)

SG: "What division do you work for?"

The D: rolling eyes "Oh Jesus, I work for Bla bla bla. My boss is yada, yada. I've been here over 3 years!" (Completely losing all respect for "Barney Fighf" which in hindsight wasn't in cool.)

SG: "What's your position?

The D: "Besides the feeing that I'm about to get bent over right now? I design mechanical systems"

SG: This pic looks nothing like you. Please follow me?"

The D: "Are you kidding me? Look chief", (when I'm irritated or kind of pissed I call people chief or Sasquatch) "that picture is me, it has been for 3 years. I can answer any question you have about me or this company."

SG: "Come with me, please"

We go to the security desk.

SG: "What's you managers extension?"

The D: "Bla bla"

He calls my boss, no answer.

SG: "Who is your department manager, what's his extension?"

The D: "Yada yada"

SG: (while it's ringing Barney says to me.) "If I can't get a hold of anyone that can verify your employment I have to call the feds"

The D: Thinking "THE FUCKING FEDS!! HOLY SHIT" (I think. "I hope they're hot chicks and want to strip search me, YEA-OUSA!")

SG: Hi, this is "Barney Fighf", downstairs. Do you have a Darren Jones (not my real last name) working for you? Huh, have you seen him today? Umm, can you describe him to me, please?"

I can't hear what my boss is saying. I can only assume he knows me especially, since I just told him the whole dealio, about the race last Saturday not more than 4 hour before.

SG: "Oh, He's lost weight?"

BOO-YA!! That's the money shot ya'll! (I'll get you a towel.)

SG: "How much? Really 85 lbs?" Barney is still on the phone with my boss.

The D: "AHEM! Hello, can I go now?"

SG: "O.k thank you, have a nice day" Barney hangs up the phone.

The D : (Looking like I just won the lottery) "Yea, told ya!"

SG: "You need to get a new ID. Congratulations on the weight loss. How did you do it?"

The D: "Can I go now?"

SG: "Sure, sorry about the hold up. You look great, by the way?"

The D: (Thinking WTF? Looking back as I walked away, and totally weirded out, and kind of dirty, as I walked away.) As I got though the door I stopped and walked back in and said "You know they're other ways to meet people besides abusing your authority to do it."

SG: "Yea, but it wouldn't be as fun."

The D: "Just for that, I'm not giving you my number, you're going to have to abuse your authority to get it."

SG: (picking up a piece of paper) "Home address bla bla, home phone,bla bla"

The D: REALLY CREAPED THE FUCK OUT NOW! Thinking RUN YOU FOOL RUN GREAT RAVENS GHOST RUNNNNNNN!!! SHE'S GOING TO BOIL YOUR BUNNIES (I don't have bunnies but you get the analogy) But like a jackass I say "You better call before you show up, or your not getting in, I hate the pot-in." Whispering under my breath as I walking out "bring the cuffs"

SG: "Can I bring the cuffs?" She shouts.

I then run to my car and almost piss myself out of the shier terror of the whole awkwardness of the situation.

Did I mention that this Barney was a woman? I just hope she looks better in civilian clothes that she does in uniform.

I'm taking bets (no odds or points): Will she show before the end of the month? I say no, she'll chicken out.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Power Of Rock

These are just a few of the songs that cheered me up today.

SeeqPod Music beta - Playable Search

Some others that I couldn't find are:

BottleRockets - Radar Gun
Bon Jovi - Just Older
The Four Hoursemen - Let it Rock
Lynard Skynard - Black Betty
Rainbow - Since You Been Gone

Now I'm gonna run 10 miles from the Plaza down Ward Parkway to 75th Street and back. Don't run over me.

Peace

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Weekend Update

Good evening everyone and welcome to my Weekend Update post where I regale you with exciting stories and happenings from my weekends. These weekend update post seem to be my most popular. I get the most hits on Mondays (and Fridays). I bet ya'll like to sit around your office and discuss what I did or what I should've done and laugh at my misfortune. I like to think that you're just jealous that I'm more awesome than you. Whateva!

Lets get right to this shall we?

Friday I stayed home and caught up with all of the TV that I missed during the week, because I worked a lot of overtime last week. After doing that I set up a Twitter account. So now I can update both my status's (statsui?) on this blog and my Facebook. Which I think is pretty cool. You can follow, i.e. stalk me, on twitter and have text messages sent to your cell whenever I update my status. Or you can do nothing and like it.

Saturday was the Pub Crawl for Cancer. This is my third and I would have to say my most memorable, (mostly because it was yesterday.) We started at the Westport Flea Market, where we watched Iowa beat Illinois, and since most of my team was made up of girls from Iowa they were all pretty happy about their win. But none wanted to celebrate by taking off their shirts. One of them said "We won a football game, not the National fucking Championship." To which I replied "So if it was the National Championship you would take off your shirt?" "Yup" she said. Then the subject was quickly changed before it got really awkward.

The team consisted of me and 2 other dudes. One dude had his girlfriend on the team. So that meant it was just going to be me and one other dude hitting on these Iowa girls. As far as the girls go only only 2 lived in Kansas City.

The Team

It was raining when we left that bar and headed to the tent that was set up across the street from The Beaumont Club, consumed our five pitchers, then headed to a new bar in Westport called The Piano Bar. It's in the same spot that the old Cactus Café was located. This is the first bar of its kind in Kansas City that I know of, it's commonly known as "dueling piano bar". If you haven't been to this type of bar you're missing out on a good time. They basically get 2 super douche bags that know how to play the piano and can kind of sing, throw them in front of a piano and tell them to play your standard drunk party songs like, Love Shack, Sweet Caroline, Margaritaville, just to name a few. It's good time.

The D

Jello shots at Piano Bar

Why would this be closed?

Then we made our way to the Buzzard Beach, or the Buzz as I like to call it. This is where the drunk texting started and continued until late into the morning hours. I also got a call from my buddy Optumis Prime which I was not expecting. After we hit all of the bars on our list we went to the Beaumont Club for the after party and more beer.

Crazy PACKED!

I took over 50 pictures but I'm not about to post them all here. Plus I'm going to try to get to bed before one tonight so I'll just let the pic do the talking. Here's just a few.

Pretty sure I was holding up the whole team so I had to chug!! I'm not kidding, I drank that whole pitcher. But I didn't "chug" the whole thing.

If you notice on my shirt has no spillage, that's cause I know what I'm doing.

At the after party at the Beaumont Club. Everyone else was in line for the bathroom.

After the after Party we went to the dark Horse for some shots and Power Hour.

Salu!

Why aren't they drinking?

Andi (from Iowa)

If you haven't ever done this pub crawl you really should it a good time.

Sunday I watched the Chiefs win and then took a nap.

Have a nice week. And thanks for reading.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Weekend Plans for you Stalkers and Lurkers

This weekend will be pretty great. I've been looking forward to it for awhile now.

Friday I'm doing this*:

Saturday I'm going on the Crawl For Cancer with a group of about 10-12 people on our team. I will know probably 4 people and the rest are girls from out of town. (SWEET!) I will be drinking ALOT of beer and probably doing even more drunk texting, so if you want on the list send me your phone number (single women over 21 only).

Sunday, as with all Sundays, I will be on the couch watching the Chiefs game and wishing I had more left over pizza.

Ya'll have a nice weekend.

*thanks to Erin for pointing out that site where I stole that image.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Update

You know what I haven't done for a while?

I haven't updates my weight in my profile for about 4 or 5 months. I shall do that post haste!

I'm going from 172 down to 165. It pretty much kicks all ass!

I haven't been 165 since I graduated high school. Which was in 1989. That's 18 years ago peeps! (I'm NOT old your just too young for me to constantly hit on.)

I'm gonna be at my moms sometime this weekend maybe I can get a scan a copy of my graduation pic. Then you all can compare the then and now pics.

That should make you Stalkers happy.

FANTASTIC!

I feel FANTASTIC today! I don't know why and I can't explain it.

Maybe its...

the fact that we had the high score in my Tanners fantasy footabll leauge this week? And will win a boat load of cash which we will spend on celabratory beers tonight, cause our team is crappy?

the fact that I got a crappy hair cut last night and really just don't care?

because I am down another 2 pounds?

or the fact that I ran 8 miles in 1:25 (one hour twenty five min) Monday night non-stop and I'm no longer sore?

Or the fact that my birthday is 41 days away and the pre to the pre-planning has begun? (Has your shopping begun?)

Or the fact that I need to work over time in order to get these plans done by next wednesday?

becasue I downloaded some new tunes to the Ipod and I'm rockin out right now?

or the fact that KU is going to stomp K-State this weekend?

becasue I'm looking forward to the blogger meeting tommorrow night at Charlie Hoppers in Brookside, and that I will be there between 6 and 6:30.

Or that my favorite movie series had a new installment coming out October 26th.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Stalker Update

For you stalkers.

It's Saturday night and I have a date...

I'll wait while you pick yourself up off the floor...

We're back...

We'll be strapping on the feed bags at The Capital Grill. Then she plans on "Getting me drunk and taking advantage of me".

Her words not mine.

I pick her up at 9 so I'm just killing time right now.

The weekend update post should be pretty interesting.

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