Thursday Jokes
I might find these funnier that you.
Q. How do you say Hooah with a dick in your mouth?
A. I don’t know ask the ARMY.
A Marine and Airman are doing their business in urinals next to each other in an airport bathroom. They engage in some small talk, mostly some pot shots at the others branch of service. They both finish around the same time. The Airman goes to the sink and starts to wash his hands while the Marine just heads for the door. The Ariman looks at him disgusted and says, "At least in Air Force boot camp they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss." The Marine looks at him and says, "In Marine Corps boot camp they teach us not to piss on ours".
Mrs. Smith, a teacher called on Johnny to tell a personal story with a moral. Johnny said, "My Uncle Ted was a Marine pilot during the war in Vietnam, one day his plane got hit by a missile and was going down. Uncle Ted grabbed a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete and bailed out. On the way down he drank the whole case of beer. As luck would have it he landed in a field and was surrounded by 100 Viet cong soldiers. He started shooting his machine gun and killed 70 of them before he ran out of ammunition. Then he grabbed the machete and killed 20 more before the machete blade broke. He then killed the last 10 with his bare hands." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Smith, "What could the moral of that story possibly be?" Johnny said, "The moral of that story is.. Don’t mess with Uncle Ted when he’s been drinking!"
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