New Weekly Feature: Joke Thursday!
Today I will be starting a new weekly feature called "Joke Thursday" I got the idea from Three O'clock In The Morning and his "YouTube Tuesday".
No I will not be making the jokes up myself. I am not that cleaver, articulate, or funny (obviously, have you read any of my post, but I think some of them are an absolute riot!) Anyway, I will be stealing 99% of them from various web sites. There will be all kinds of jokes some dirty (of like 90%) some for the blondes some for the religious, some clean some for the wives and husbands.
So without further delay here is the first of many "Joke Thursday" Enjoy!
A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day.
While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that he has ever smoked.
"How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost beside himself with joy as he sips the drink.
The woman then begins unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks.
"Jesus Christ!" the man says. "You have a set of golf clubs in there too?"
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