First Date Fiasco

I just got back from the worst first date EVER! It was a complete train wreck. I want to get to bed so I'm just going to give you the bullet points and I might elaborate on them at a later date.

• be ready at the specified time. Or at least be ready in like 5 min. Don't make me wait 30 min OUTSIDE! In the 30 degree weather.
• don't make me chose which shoes go with your outfit. It's dinner and a movie for Christ sakes.
• don't get THAT DRUNK!
• don't tell me about all the drugs you used to do in high school. I could care less.
• have something intelligent to say unless your not intelligent. (With the job you have and your education you should have something to intelligent to contribute)
• on the off chance we run into some dude you know, don't tell me "I blew him in the Hurricane bathroom."
• don't talk about your former fuck buddies. It's a turn off and makes you look like a complete slut. (like the one above doesn't?)

I should correct myself here, calling this a first date implies that there will be a second date... There won't be.

I'm just glad this one wasn't a set up.

I really know how to pick' em don't I?

Monday, I'll give you a complete review of that new multi bar out at The Legends. I was there Friday night.